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Sing Up
Here's a selection of songs sung by the TOON ARMY (NUFC fans)
Blaydon Races
The most famous Newcastle United Football Chant!

Oh me lads you shud of seen us Gannin
Passin the folks along the road and all of them were Standin
lot of lads n lasses there, all with smilin faces
Gannin along the scotswood road!
To see the Blaydon races.
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We are the Geordies,
The Geordie boot boys,
We are mental,
And we are mad,
We are the loyalist, football supporters,
The world has ever had!
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(This one is sung to the tune of yellow submarine)
(verse)
In the land ,where I was born
lived a man, with a monkeys head
and he went, to Sunderland
and his name , is Peter Reid.

All together now..

(chorus)
Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys heed
a fuckin monkeys heed
a fuckin monkeys heed.

Peter Reids got a fuckin monkeys heed
a fuckin monkeys heed
a fuckin monkeys heed.
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Give me an N and an E and a W C an A and an S and a TLE
a U and an I and a TED
Newcastle United FC, FC, FC, FC etc. etc.
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Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army,
Toon, Toon,
Black and white army.
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Theres only one Bobby Robson,
One Bobby Robson,
walking along,
singing a song,
walking in a Robson wonderland!
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Bobby Robson's Black and White Army (repeat etc.)
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Cheer up Peter Reid
oh what can it mean
to a sad Mackem bastard and own a shit football team!
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SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM,
MACKEM SCUM,
SCUM, SCUM, SCUM, SCUM,
MACKEM SCUM!
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Oh when the mags,(1 person)
Come marchin in, (another person)
(Whole Crowd sing) Oh when the mags come marching in,
I want to be in that number,
Oh when the Mags come Marchin in!
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We love you Sunderland, we do
We love you Sunderland, we do
We love you Sunderland, we do
Oh, Sunderland we love you
Do we fuck!
Do we shite!
We support the Black and White!
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England's
England's
England's
England's number one
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Stand Up if you love the Toon,
Stand Up if you love the Toon,
Stand Up if you love the Toon,
Stand Up if you love the Toon,
Stand Up if you love the Toon,
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Stand Up if you hate the Scum,
Stand Up if you hate the Scum,
Stand Up if you hate the Scum,
Stand Up if you hate the Scum,
Stand Up if you hate the Scum,
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If you want to get to heaven when you die,
If you want to get to heaven when you die,
Wear a black and white bonnet,
With Newcastle written on it,
If you want to get to heaven when you die.
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The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The famous Man. United went to Rome to see the Pope,
and this is what he said, "FUCK OFF",
Who the fuck are Man. United,
Who the fuck are Man. United,
Who the fuck are Man. United,
as the Mags go marching on, on, on.
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Drink, drink, wherever we may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we will drink wherever we may be
For we are the drunk and disorderly...
I was drunk last night
I was drunk the night before
And I'm gonna get drunk like I've never been drunk before
Cos when we're drunk we're as happy as can be ...
For we are the drunk and disorderly
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Who's that team we call United,
Who's that team we all adore,
Oh, we play in Black and White,
And we all know how to fight,
We'll support you ever more.
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They call us Newcastle United,
They call us the cream of the land,
And here's to Bobby Moncur,
The Fairs Cup in his hand,
We're better than Glasgow Rangers,
We're better than Celtic too,
And if you don't support us,
You must be a Sunderland Jew
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(This one is sung to the tune of 'Any Old Iron')
Liam O'Brien, Andy O'Brien
any, any, any O'Brien
They put the ball in the Mackems net O'Brien, O'Brien
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(This one is sung to DJ Otzi's 'hey baby')
Hey Alan Shearer ooh ahh, I wanna know ooo
How you scored that goal.
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We are the geordies
The cock of the north
We all hate Boro and Sunderland of course
We all drink whisky and
Newcastle Brown
The GEORDIE boys are in town.
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E - I - E - I - E - I - O
Up the premier league we go
Everywhere we go, this is what we sing
We're the Geordies super Geordies
Robson is our king.
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(Sung to the tune of Terry & June)
Da da da da, da da da da da da da da
TOON ARMY
Who put the ball in the mackems net
NICO's, NICO's
who put the ball in the mackems net
NICO's DABIZAS
NICOS DABIZAS
NICOS DABIZAS
who put the ball in the mackums net.......
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(This is an old one from the seventies and is sung to the tune of yellow submarine)
We all piss in a red and white pot, a red and white pot
a red and white pot . . . . . .
Repeat until hoarse
From - Stan

lovethetoon.co.uk was created designed built and is maintained by David Parkin.- 2002
Disclaimer - This unofficial site is NOT connected to Newcastle United  in any way and is not endorsed by Newcastle United Football Club.
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